Humans of Earth! The Summoner is alive …and kicking it old school on Tumblr!
Thanks to “brody75” for this glorious Brutal Realty, Inc tribute. Hail Satan!
https://brody75.tumblr.com/post/679541542033244160/embed
Watch it again on Amazon Prime! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089XYKTTV
BRUTAL REALTY GLOBAL DOMINATION CONTINUES!
Hola, Bonjour, and Marhaba! Welcome to our international fans!
FREE SPANISH, FRENCH, and ARABIC SUBTITLES NOW AVAIL
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ALL FREE and ALL ARE WELCOME!
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BRUTAL REALTY, INC.: Multi-Award Winning Black Metal Film Unleashed 9/28/20
Via Amazon Prime Video Direct In the US/UK.
The film is available to Prime members at no additional cost to their membership or available to rent in SD/HD for $.99-1.99.
WATCH IT NOW and LEAVE A REVIEW!
Direct Link US— https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089XYKTTV
Direct Link UK— https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B089Y79MCX
** HINT/HACK: to find it manually on your Amazon search engine don’t forget the COMMA in Brutal Realty, Inc. **
Limited edition BRUTAL REALTY, INC. pins, patches, and T shirts avail at https://londonmay.bigcartel.com/
NOW STREAMING ON AMAZON PRIME DIRECT IN THE US & UK! “Brutal Realty, Inc.” is an acclaimed and multi-award winning Black Metal short film from director Erik Boccio & starring actor/musician London May of Ministry and Glenn Danzig’s Samhain. The film also features Sarah Burns from HBO’s “Barry” and a decimating musical score from renowned metal producer Sanford Parker & Dallas Thomas of Pelican.
** HINT/HACK: to find it manually on your Amazon search engine don’t forget the COMMA in Brutal Realty, Inc. **
Thank You! 4 STARS IN ROME! Brutal Realty wowed critics and audiences alike at FantaFestival! Our Italian tour continues – don’t miss us in Gorizia this Wed 11/26/20
at the Be Afraid Horror Fest !
Brutal Realty Inc is the #1 Black Metal-Real Estate-Horror-Comedy in the world!
Now streaming on Amazon Prime in US and U.K.
The movie you can’t refuse! Next we head to ITALY for 2 premiere screenings.
GRAZIA ITALIANO!
Nov 7 at FantaFestival in Rome and Nov. 26 at Be Afraid Horror Fest in Gorizia.
Brutal Realty, Inc is now streaming on Amazon Prime in the US and UK.
Eternal thanks to the great Phillip Alcala for yet another iconic mashup poster!
Putting Out Fire (with HALL-O-WEEN!)
We are thrilled to announce the special pre-Halloween 2020 premiere of Brutal Realty, Inc. on Oct 28 at the 16th annual South African Horrorfest in Cape Town. Thank you Capetonians for the honor and privilege, and thank you Phillip Alcala for yet another incredible poster. Our quest for WORLD WIDE BRUTALITY continues next month with MORE global screenings to be announced.
Standing on the shoulders of GIANTS! Thank you fans! We are now ranked among LEGENDS! Just type in “Black Metal” on Amazon Prime and avoid the COMMA DRAMA when searching for BRUTAL REALTY, INC.
The Summoner DELIVERS!
Brutal Realty, Inc. to be UNLEASHED Monday 9/28/20! Get ready to watch the world’s #1 Black Metal real estate comedy/horror short film of all time. Winner of 7 awards.
The Brutal Realty, Inc. home invasion begins in 4 days!
SEPTEMBER 2020:
PLEASE STAND BY! Brutal things come to those who wait !
The gates of Hell are finally opening for the multi-award winning movie you’ve all been dying to see! Stay tuned for killer updates!
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A glimpse of mayhem & metal from BRUTAL REALTY INC. Watch the official trailer below or click the link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8SZQOyvNho
KILLER reviews !
Horns up from these Legends of Comedy, Horror, Metal and even Documentaries!
Thank you for these BRUTAL endorsements
WE’VE DIED & GONE TO VALHALLA!
BRUTAL REALTY IS THE WORLD’S #1 BLACK METAL REAL ESTATE HORROR/COMEDY OF ALL TIME! Respect & thanks to Black Metal visionary Jonas Akerlund for this BRUTAL endorsement!
In anticipation of upcoming festival screenings
the opening scene from “Brutal Realty Inc.”
has been unleashed via our friends at BLOODY DISGUSTING!
Read the interview and watch this new exclusive 30 second clip from Brutal Realty Inc. here:
https://bloody-disgusting.com/exclusives/3579034/interview-london-may-exclusive-clip-short-film-brutal-realty/?fbclid=IwAR10kSeE1FMEHKU6poexbQv4I8JKAwGyDRN60eCZwAbfaEDX7wAM56MkHkM
THANK YOU CANADA! WINNER “FAVORITE SHORT” and “BEST MAKEUP”
BRUTAL REALTY, INC is now an international award winner after picking up 2 more trophies at the 5th Annual NORTHERN FRIGHTS FILM FEST in Ontario, CA.
Who’s ready for the brand new Brutal Realty feature film??
Hola Fiends! In the November 2019 issue of Spain’s #1 Music publication “Popular 1 Rock n’ Roll Magazine” there is an extensive interview with former Samhain member/Brutal Realty, Inc. star London May. Muchas Gracias! (see article reprint above/below – in Spanish!)
Muchas gracias to our fans in Spain!
The Summoner amo España!
Happy Valentine’s Day! Get you a demon who can do it all!
#DollyPartonChallenge
SEASONS BEATINGS FROM BRUTAL REALTY, INC
BEAST wishes to one and all. Thank you for a great year.
The Summoner will return in 2020!
TUNE IN OR DIE!! Watch paparazzi legend Eric Blair bravely interview The Summoner at the BRUTAL REALTY, INC. LA premiere. Thank you Eric for all your professionalism in the face of such evil absurdity!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Wz__igQ8M
HAIL SANTA!
BRUTAL REALTY MERCH SHOP IS HERE!
For all the bad boys and girls on your list visit https://londonmay.bigcartel.com/ for all your BRUTAL REALTY holiday gifts and more. Limited supplies available! Order now!
PRICES AND THROATS SLASHED!
BLOODY HELL ! ENGLAND GETS BRUTALIZED THIS FRIDAY !
Brutal Realty, Inc. makes it European premiere Nov 15th at the Soho Horror fest! Meet Director Erik Boccio & compete for prizes in the Death Metal karaoke contest! Thank you world wide metal & horror fans for spreading the brutality! We love you to death! 8pm Karma Sanctum Hotel. Tix and more info here: https://www.sohohorrorfest.com/
LA LOVES BRUTAL REALTY ! The Summoner returns to Los Angeles this Sunday Nov. 10 at the Laemmle NoHo7 at 10pm. Thank you Studio City International Film Festival!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN & THANK YOU LOS ANGELES FOR A JAM PACKED SCREENING! 200 freaks in attendance for an unforgettable Devil’s Night! WE ARE HUMBLED! Next stop NEW YORK! This Sat Nov. 2 Brutal Realty, Inc. at the Secrets of the Dead Film Festival at Film Noir Cinema in Brooklyn! If you missed us in LA we will be back for an encore next week! Details soon!
SPECIAL GUESTS ANNOUNCED FOR BRUTAL REALTY LA PREMIERE & DEVILS NIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA! Chris Pontius and Raab Himself from Jackass!!
Mark Gemini Thwaite from the Peter Murphy band!! and Count Crazy Craig from KNAC radio! Don’t miss Movies, Music and Mayhem 10/30/19 at Zebulon 8-12 midnight.
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-devils-night-of-movies-music-mayhem-tickets-76458135341
PICK OF THE WEEK! Thank you LA WEEKLY!
Brutal Realty Inc. is “Hilarious, bizarre, and bloody!”
Just 3 days until LA Premiere. More special guest & surprises announced soon. LOW TIX ALERT! Get yours NOW!
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-devils-night-of-movies-music-mayhem-tickets-76458135341
SAY WA! You might not see Sasquatch but you will see The Summoner!
BRUTAL REALTY, INC Sun 10/27/19 at Bleedingham Horror Fest in Bellingham, WA!
1pm at The Pickford Film Center
ATLANTA!! You don’t have to believe… just BEWARE!
We are VERY proud to premiere BRUTAL REALTY INC. in The A this Thursday 10/17 at the historic Plaza Theater w/the legendary CANDYMAN! Thanks to Videodrome for hosting this DOUBLE FEATURE OF DEATH! Tix here:
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TIX ON SALE TODAY! 10/30/19 A Devil’s Night Double Feature! LA Premiere of BRUTAL REALTY INC. + debut of SYMBOLISM w/ VIP DJ, Black Metal Photo Booth, Costume Contest w/prizes, Celebrity Guests, Halloween Vendors & MORE! LIMITED TIX AVAIL HERE: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-devils-night-of-movies-music-mayhem-tickets-76458135341?fbclid=IwAR2KL_KIHy44UawSHiULB8FEpfWgaGN0qBDxzJI43D6LLYTP9wZ7cqIk9-s
WHO WILL SURVIVE & WHAT WILL BE LEFT OF THEM?
The Summoner takes on The Demon and The Madman this Fri. Oct 11 for A HORROR METAL DBL. FEATURE in Salem, MA! Brutal Realty, Inc. and 1986’s TRICK or TREAT w/Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne! 9pm CinemaSalem
‘TIS THE SEASON… for Brutal Realty, Inc.
LA & INTERNATIONAL SCREENINGS ANNOUNCED
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!
Salem, MA -Atlanta, GA -Ontario, CANADA
Los Angeles, CA -Brooklyn, NY -London, ENGLAND
SAVE THE DATE – NOT YOUR SOULS !
10/30/19 A DEVIL’S NIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA
IN LOS ANGELES! BRUTAL REALTY PREMIERE! Movies+Music+Mayhem
Details & Ticket info soon!
HELL – O CANADA!
THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE THE INTERNATIONAL PREMIERE OF BRUTAL REALTY INC.
Oct. 19 7:30 pm The Summoner brings the 666 to the 5th annual Northern Frights Film Festival in Northern Ontario, Canada.
Watch the awesome festival promo video here:
https://vimeo.com/
361414989
Tickets here: http://
www.northernfrightsfestival
.com/
Regular or Extra Crispy?
The Summoner stakes his claim in Salem, MA! Don’t miss BRUTAL REALTY INC.
Fri. Oct. 11 at the SALEM HORROR FEST!
Double feature with Trick Or Treat at 9pm at CINEMA SALEM
ALWAYS BET ON BLACK… BLACK METAL!
The Summoner wins BIG in Vegas! BRUTAL REALTY INC. takes home TWO awards
from Sin City Horror Fest!
Best Screenplay & another Best Kill!
BRUTAL REALTY SCORES AGAIN!
Winner of BEST SCORE award at HOLLYWOOD HORROR FEST! Thanks and congratulations to our amazing composers Sanford Parker and Dallas Thomas for the most crushing movie music ever! Photo: Derick Smith
Always bet on Black… BLACK METAL! SUNDAY SEPT 15 ! Don’t miss the Las Vegas premiere of BRUTAL REALTY INC. and meet The Summoner in person along with director Erik Boccio & Cinematographer Eli Tahan at Sin City Horror Fest. 7pm at The Brenden Theater at The Palms Casino Resort. Tickets here: https://filmfreeway.com/SinCityHorrorFest/tickets?fbclid=IwAR0hAieucpnb4_LLUA5T9ahU3Bbibi5IcUTalROtes8SuhSRUucUkMnOzhQ
BRUTAL REALTY WINS “BEST OF TROMADANCE 2019” & RETURNS TO NEW YORK!
Don’t miss the FREE big screen encore of BRUTAL REALTY INC. next Tuesday, June 30th. 9pm sharp at Film Noir Cinema 122 Meserole Ave, Brooklyn.
BRUTAL WINS IN CHICAGO AND NEW YORK!
BRUTAL REALTY, INC. will make its official world premiere in Chicago on Saturday, June 15 at the 5th annual Cinepocalypse film festival where London May will be introducing the film. On Friday, June 21st, BRUTAL REALTY, INC. will screen in Brooklyn as the selected “Spotlight Short” for the 19th annual TromaDance Film Festival, followed by a Q&A with Erik Boccio and London May
Come out & raise hell with The Summoner in Chicago and New York and get your FREE patches, pins, and post card souvenirs while they last!
“I love Brutal Realty, Inc.!”
Fred Armisen (Saturday Night Live, Portlandia, et al.)
“London May literally kills! It’s one funny-ass film!”
Randy Blythe (Lamb of God)
“This movie is bat shit crazy insane, hilarious, and fucking metal!”
Darren L. Bousman (director SAW II, III, IV, et al.)
“Get ready for blood, violence, and a hearty dose of gothic belly laughs.”
Bill “Chop Top” Moseley (Actor, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Devil’s Rejects)
“Brutal Realty is a hell raising & high volume MONSTER-PIECE that touches your heart before it eats it! The Summoner is a funny & furious ghoul!”
-Lloyd Kaufman, Pres. of Troma Entertainment & creator of The Toxic Avenger
“London May destroys as The Summoner!”
Don Argott (Director, Last Days Here, As The Palaces Burn)
“Really funny and outright weird! I liked it a lot!”
Jukka Vidgren (Director, Heavy Trip)
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